Dumb Lines

Hey Hey Hey!!! Its Miss Faboo here today!!! Just a quick blog today! I recieved an email from a friend which was really funny. It had a list of 'dumb lines' in it. They r pretty funny so i wanted to share them with u! Here they r!

She called me to get my phone number.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She studied for a blood test.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.

When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.

Aren't they just so hilarious!! If anyone has any other dumb lines then plz let me know cuz i luv them!! They make he laugh!! HA HA HA HA!!! Thats all for now!!! Ta Ta!!

Luv,

Miss Faboo xoxo